Top 10 Babe Repellent Cars of 2009
Let’s face it: If you have a tough time getting a woman to go on a 2nd date with you, it may be the 2,500 lb of ugliness you bring with you on date #1 This 2,500 lbs of ugliness could be the car you drive.
Take a look at the car you drive. If it matches any of our top 10 chick repellant cars of 2009 this may be your biggest issue with women. You may be better off leaving your unoccupied car running in the inner city hoping it gets stolen. With that said, brace yourself as we present the top 10 babe repellant cars of 2008-2009
#10- 2009 Chrysler Town and Country Minivan
The only borderline acceptable reason for being a single guy driving a Town and Country mini-van is because you have children. Even this reason is not reason enough to drive one. If you need more room that a standard 4 door car, get yourself an SUV. Nothing says I am lame more than pulling up in a mini-van. Don’t be lame–get rid of this classroom on wheels!
#9- Pontiac Aztec
The good news is you read #10 and got rid of your mini-van–smart move! The bad news that of all the SUVs you had to choose from, you chose the 2009 Pontiac Aztec. You have the judgment of a 4 year old girl. You might as well renew your subscription to Penthouse for another 5 years (or until the lease is up) That is the only chance you have of seeing a naked women until you rid yourself of this odd looking car.
#8- 2009 Chrysler PT Cruiser
I am not sure what to say about the PT Cruiser. Actually, I am quite sure what to say. This car is depressingly ugly. Having the courage to sit with a the car sales person and consider driving this car is embarrassing enough. Going through the dealership paperwork and not once thinking to yourself, “what I am doing?” is in my estimation a major cause for concern. If you are driving this car, all I can say is good luck! You are now officially invisible to women.
#7- 2008 Jeep Compass Rallye
If you pull up in this car for your first date, your date will be stunned–and not stunned in a good way. It is the type of stunned expression you would see if you arrived at her house wearing a skirt. The 2008 Jeep Compass Rallye was actually designed for women. If you drive this car, this is a major issue. Your testosterone level is no match for this metal piece of estrogen with wheels. Put it on eBay tonight- accept any and all offers– a barter is fine if nobody is willing to pay you US currency for this car.
#6- 2009 Ford Focus
If you bought or leased the 2009 Ford Focus, it tells everyone that you are aware of the tough economic climate and are willing to have a reliable ride that gets good gas mileage. It also tells people that you are extremely boring. Look in the mirror tonight and say, Bob (or whatever your name is) I am extremely boring. Very few people think I am cool. I am irrelevant to the female species.
#5- 2009 BMW Mini Cooper
If you drive around in this woman wagon, I have to seriously question whether you are even attracted to females. If you name is Pamela or Lisa, get a mini-cooper as it is a cool car for a woman to drive. You might as well donate your reproductive organs to science. You won’t be needing them for quite a long time..if ever!
#4- 2009 Mercedes Benz ML350
So let me make sure I understand all the facts.
-You are a single guy: confirmed
-You make a good living: confirmed
-You are looking to meet an awesome woman: confirmed
-You are an idiot- confirmed
You tell me you have $50k to spend on a car and this is what you pick? You are extremely stupid and you deserve to be punched in the stomach. Most guys would kill to be able to spend 50k on a car and impress women. Apparently not you. Why? Because you are an idiot!
#3- 2009 Ford Crown Victoria
If you drive this car, you have a minimum of 3 different personalities:
Grandpa personality
Congratulations! You are the first guy ever that is single with no kids to instantly become a grandfather. When you took the Ford Crown Victoria for a test drive, and the car felt like you were sitting in someone’s living room, you are in a Grandpa mobile. If you drive this car, go all out. Have the seats covered with thick plastic that is found on the couches of elderly people.
Taxi Driver Personality
If you drive this car, I would forget custom installing speakers and install a fare meter. At least when you date jumps out of the car after your first and final date with her, at least you can make some money picking people up on the way home.
Law Enforcement Personality
I have great respect for all who risk their lives in law enforcement. Look at your nightstand
-Do you see a real state issued police badge? No
-Do you see a gun issued legally by the state? No
-Do you wear a short sleeve (size extra medium) blue shirt every day to work? Yes
-Does it have a giant star on the shoulder? Yes
-Are you at least 80 pounds overweight and have a blood pressure reading of 280/250?
If you answered yes to these questions then you work at the mall or a specific store as a security guard. Real police drive these cars—not YOU!
#2- 2009 Kia Rondo
I have to admit that 2 years ago, I actually considered buying this car. Even a smart guy like myself (I am just a few IQ points shy of being a genius) can have a moment of confusion. There was a critical moment that made me realize that this car is just bad for attracting women. I was at a party talking to 3 women about a lot of things including cars. I mentioned that I was thinking about getting a new car. The obvious next question from them was, what type of car? My answer… a Kia Rondo. One woman actually dropped her plate of food on the floor when she heard my answer. Another woman immediately left the conversation. And the 3rd woman asked me why? I did not have a manly or legitimate response. This moment in my life added an additional 3 months to my psychotherapy sessions. Stay away from the Kia Rondo
#1- 2009 Mazda Miata
It was tough to come up with the #1 selection, but the 2009 Mazda Miata is it. Sometimes you hear stories from friends that just stick with you forever. One of my co-workers told me that he knows a guy who was so proud when he leased his bright red Mazda Miata. From that moment on, his life changed for the worse. The day he drove it off the lot, he parked next to a guy on a motorcycle. The guy said to him, “your girlfriend is going to love the car you got her” He said it was for him and not for a girlfriend. The guy started to hysterically laugh. Once he stopped laughing he told him he should go back to the dealership and have one of those giant pink bows attached to the top of the car and NEVER remove it. Some of his biker friends pulled up and for about 10 minutes, all they did was make jokes about his girly car. If that was me, I would have driven it off a cliff. Nobody knows where this guy is now but let’s just say he hasn’t forgotten that moment.
Thank you for posting my 10 top babe repellent cars of 2009
By: Online-Insanity.com, a InsuranceQuotes.com fan
